The Wrong Way (Chapter 6)

~6~

3/9/02
  Saturday 

Oh my God...I just had the besssssst day today!!! No shit, my life is fucking awesome! Went over to Randall’s again today...he’s so sweet! He cooked me breakfast even though I woke him up (hahaha, I told him I’d be there early but he didn’t listen!), and I finally got to see that snake he was talking about. It’s pretty scary...6 foot long python!!! I was thinking about how cool it would be to beat someone’s ass while carrying this badass snake around my shoulders...not like that shit will ever happen, I’m too much of a pussy to fight anyone! Hahaha!!!! So he cooked me breakfast, then after a twenty minute discussion about herpetology we went to the playground again. Breezy wasn’t there this time L but I was kinda happy to have him to myself! We smoked out, and then we headed back to his place. He brought out his guitar...turns out this fucker can play!!! Like, GOOD!!! And like any girl with a love of music (and musicians!), I couldn’t help but notice the skilled movement of his fingers on that guitar. Then again, I’m kinda pervy...so yeah, anyway, I mentioned that he could easily be strumming my strings instead, and we totally had sex. It was kinda weird...the other two guys I’ve had were bigger. And he was uncircumcised like Christian. I had to keep my “hose nose” comments to myself! The fucking itself wasn’t really that mind-blowing, but he was pretty damn good with his hands! We got done with that, shared a cigarette outside, and decided to walk over to Mindy’s. I told Randall about her on the phone a few days ago, and he wanted to meet her too.

We walked up the road to Mindy’s apartment...it was just as easy to find as she said it would be, thank God! I’m pretty good with directions on account of my parents dispatching, but I still don’t like getting lost! So I knock on the door, and this gorgeous blonde answered. There stood Mindy, straight out of the pictures and my fantasies, and not wearing a bra under her thin white shirt!!!!! She smiled at me and was like, “You must be Anni! Come on in, we fixin’ to blow one!” We must have smoked like five or six instead of just that one.....and I flirted sooo much with her! I know, that’s really bad, but she was SO hot and she was flirting back! I’m gonna fuck her one day, that’s now a goal.

Well, I gotta go...Brent and Mom are gonna be home soon, I barely made it home with an hour to spare, and I still have dishes to do and a floor to vacuum! Gotta keep my “nose clean” until my birthday at least! Hahaha! Bye for now!

Love always, Anni